The biggest showoff the year(wrestling wise) is finally hear. Even though I was in attendance at last years Wrestlemania, this is the most excited I've been for a Mania in some years. The card is on point at hell as long the don't do a Womens Match(Keep them wimminz in the kitchen, jokes LOL). But any way tonight should be dope as hell. Taker/HBK rematch, Bret Hart/McMahon, the final Money in the Bank match that will be held at a Wrestlemania. Overall dope show will/should be held tonight. WWE don't fuck this up. Edit: There will be a Divas match SMH. But now that they added that match I think the either the MITB or the Show Miz vs. Morrison & R-Truth match starts tomorrow. But we will see. Here's a quick....I'm lying nothing will be quick about this LOL. Here's a run down on my predictions for tonight show. Excuse the typos and grammatical errors I'm not proof reading all this shit lol. Enjoy fools!
Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres, Gail Kim, Beth Phoenix vs Michelle McCool, Layla, Maryse, Alicia Fox, Vickie Guerrero: 10 Diva Tag Match
This match was added at the last minute so I really don't have break down on it. Just know it will be boring as shit and I won't watch it. Most likely I'll re-up snacks during this match.
Prediction: No One Cares
Big Show & The Miz vs. John Morrison & R-Truth: Unified Tag Team Championship Match
Most likely this match will start the show off. I don't to sure about this match either. There is nothing believable about a Morrison and R-Truth team. I felt the WWE had nothing for these dudes so the forced a team together to lose to Show Miz real quick. I really think the WWE should have went with the Heart Foundation in this match but thats another storty. No big draw to this match what so ever. I also saw a rumor about an Morrison heel turn at Mania so who knows what part that might play in tonights matches. But I have Show Miz whening this match. Even though the Morrison and R-Truth are a forced team. The dudes are top Mid carders. A win over them at Wrestlemania has some weight to it.
Prediction: Big Show & The Miz (Retain Unified Tag Team Championship)
Bret Hart vs. Mr. McMahon: Street Fight
I'm a big Bret Hart fan. Shit who isn't, but this match is gonna put me to sleep. If there isn't a Diva match scheduled for tonight. This will be my sandwich making match. Vince is a straight wrestler even though he's not one. These 2 dudes are old as hell and no one really wants to see this shit. Well let me speak for myself. I don't want to see this shit. The wrestling blogs have been going crazy over this potential bore fest. I understand the history behind this match being 15 years in the making. But shit that was 15 years ago. I really don't want to see it now. The Bret Hart faking an injury angle was horrible also. My son Bret Hart can't even walk to the ring without falling on his ass. Winner of the match is obvious. No reason to bring Bret out of retirement and pay him all this money to lose. The match will be brutal in a bad way. This will not end well. #GrumpyOldMen. Congrats to Bret's pops Stu Hart on bing inducted into the WWE Hall of fame this year. R.I.P.
Prediction: Bret "The Hitman" Hart
Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Cody Rhodes: Triple Threat Match
Won't even do a break down on this match. This match will either be epicly good or epicly bad. Quick rundown on this match. Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase will beat the shit out Randy all throughout the match. Then when its time to put Orton away they both will argue over who gets the final pin. Then BAM Orton will hit both dudes with an RKO then pin one of the them fools. Or one the dudes will turn on each and help Orton get the victory. Either way Orton has this in the bag after jobbing to the all mighty Triple H last year at Mania. Plus homie just inked a major deal the other month. He's the damn future.
Prediction: Randy Orton
CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio
As a fellow member of the Straight Edge Society I'm anticipating this match. The build up of this match has been amazing. I really don't like Mysterio but he did the damn thing with promos. And that dude CM Punk eeeekkkkk. He killed that promo he did like 3 Smackdowns ago with Rey Mysterios daugther. Best heel promo I've seen cut in the WWE in a minute. He had the audience wanting him dead LMAO. CM Punk is hands down the best heel in the WWE. No one is fucking with him. Stipulation to the match will be if Rey loses, Punk has to join the Straight Edge Society. I'm happy they went with this over the Mask vs. Hair match they were going to do originally. Because we know Rey ain't never dropping the mask ever. He loves the mask and the WWE is making bread selling plastic mask to dumb 9 year old boys. And the coked up Jesus look is working for Punk. A haircut would be a bad move. But back to the fact at hand. I really doubt Rey will join the SES. But I could be wrong. Just off him being a drug addict in real life LOL. Most likely Rey will take this match tonight but this fued is far from over. Rey will get the win tonight to secure him not being in the SES. But Punk and the SES will get the last laughs later on down the road. Also I'm hearing Rey needs surgery really bad and will be taking a time off soon. So an injury angle might play a part in to nights match. Or maybe down the road. But who knows the WWE changing shit at the last minute all the time.
Prediction: Rey Mysterio
Triple H vs. Sheamus
Low key I'm looking forward to the match. Not because the wrestling even I fucks with Sheamus, dude is legit. And everyone knows I fucking hate Triple H. I looking at it to measure Triple H's bitchassness level. Everyone knows he will be running the WWE in the next 10 years. Will he lay down for the 3 count and let the young talent get a push. Well everyone knows Triple H is a ho but is he a good business man. Paul has nothing to lose really. He's smashing the bosses daugher. A lose here would not kill his legacy at all. But this is Triple H. He buried Randy Orton last year and made him look weak as hell. Orton is just now recovering from getting anally raped last year [II]. Well anyway HHH is taking a break soon and after he returns he's suppose take on a couple title runs (-________-). So if dude is doing all that just let the man get the win. Sheamus really needs this match. The WWE is taking dude serious and want to build the company with dude. A win over Triple H at the biggest show of the year will do wonders for him. He can job at next months pay per view and still would be considered the man. Sheamus has to give this match all he's got. Triple H is an idiot but I don't think he will make the bad decision on this match. Let the young niggas be great Paul.
Prediction: Sheamus
Chris Jericho vs. Edge: World Heavyweight Championship Match
Being that these are 2 of the best promo cutters in the WWE. They sure didn't do a good job building this match up at all. Well Jericho and Edge has a build their name alone and that's it. Also I hate how they're building this match off the Spear because Edge's spear is bullshit. Dude has been doing it for years and it still looks sloppy. Shit looks like a damn tackle. That's the only thing I hate about Edge is his crappy finishing move. Well Edge was forced to return early from his injury to do this match. I strongly doubt Edge will win this. This might actually be the shortest match of the night. No way they are letting Jericho drop the belt to and injured dude. That would be dumb as hell. Unless Edge wins and then someone cashes in the Money in the Bank 8o 8o 8o 8o
Prediction: Chris Jericho (Retains World Heavyweight Championship)
Batista vs. John Cena: WWE Championship Match
If you would have told me last year I would interested in this match I would have slapped you. But my son Batista (I use to call him Bitchtista) made that heel change and now he's the man. Dude swag is on dangerous levels. At first his heel turn was annoying because he was whining all the damn time but he got the shit under control. Homie has swagged on Cena's bitch ass for like 6 Mondays straight. My son Batista has cut classic promo after classic promo. Most of them had Cena quit as hell (which is a good thing). But this could also be bad for business. Cena got ho'd and he's looking weak hearted. You know what that means....Superman Cena to the rescue. *Deep sigh* A Cena victory would be pointless. Homie has like 20 Cena champion ship victories. Stop forcing that bitch down our throats. We get it he's invincible. We saw him get ran over by a car for God sake by JBL and wrestled a couple days later (-____________-). For the first time they have Batista actually looking like an animal after having the name for so long. Don't ruin it. Please Baby Jesus 6 pounds 12 ounces, if Cena wind please bring out the Money in the Bank winner SMH.
Prediction: Batista (Retains WWE Championship)
Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Dudes Involved: Kane vs Kofi Kingston vs Evan Bourne vs MVP vs Christian, vs Dolph Ziggler vs Shelton Benjamin vs Jack Swagger vs Matt Hardy vs Drew McIntyre - Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Quick rundown. I got Christian or Drew McIntyre in this match. I see no one else winning this but them. Due to the WWE cutting the MITB match from next years WM schedule and making a separate MITB Pay-per-view in a couple months. It's a high chance whoever wins the briefcase will cash in later on tonight. The chance are very high. The WWE will say the Wrestling has a year to cash but realistically they have a couple month. You can't have 2 MITB winners walking around and shit. So look forward to it being cashed into. The MITB has never been cashed in at Mania. And since it will never be a Mania watch again why not send it off with a bang. And the match it self will be decent. Only dude I'm scratching my head about is Kane. Any dude can win tonight and cash in the briefcase and I'll be a happy dude but please God don't let Kane win tonight SMMFH.
Prediction: Drew McIntyre
The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels: The Streak vs Career Match
AH FAAAACCCKK! (c)Lil B
Match on the century! Rematch of the century! I got money riding on this match foreal. $100 to be exact SMH I can't lose this money I need to get dem rims. Shit will be epic as hell I swear. Takers streak might be one of the craziest Wrestling accomplishments next to Flair winning the World Championship 16 times. And Shawn Micheals is hands down one of the best wrestlers to ever step into the ring. The Streak vs. The Career. The build up for this has been crazy. Dudes didn't really cut amazing promos but the match last year was so classic bringing up a rematch spoke for itself. Sorry to be a Debby Downer but let step on my soap box for a second. This match is crazy and what not but we have to be serious for a second. When these 2 dudes went at it last year they but there all into. And hands down stole the show. Sadly one lingering factors about it is that both dudes are still feeling effects from the match till this day. Both Taker and Micheal are in their mid 40s. I think Take turned like 47 the other day. Even though they were in there mid 40s last year they have both aged a lot performance wise just in one damn year. Not too long ago they were begging for Taker to hang it up because dude could barely move around in the damn ring. Yet they still put the Heavyweight title on him (-___-). I just feel this match could be epic or aight. But it won't be a bad match at all. Impossible dudes still go hard damn near 50. But I might be just talking out my ass. Just speaking on my opinion. No one wants Take streak to end. But this match is up in the air. I don't know too much about Shawn behind the scenes. I'm not sure if he has a ego or not. But he is HHH best friend forever so who knows. I just know taking Takers streak is not something that will make for break his career. Shawn is suppose to be taking a long break after this match so its still up in the air. The WWE has so many story line loop holes Micheals could lose this match and be right back at it this time next year. My dude Mick Foley lost dozens of career matches. He either just came back as another alias or just Mick Foley :-/. Well anyway just to keep this short and sweet. WWE DO NOT END TAKERS STREAK! Thats about the only amazing accomplishment going in the WWE right now. Keep that shit going untill he retires. Most likely will be soon because dude is suffering in the ring. And if you do decide to end his streak let a young dude take it like Ted Dibiase(Just and example doesn't have to be him) thats coming up in the WWE that needs a crazy push for greatness. Not an established dude walking out the door. Do the right thing no Spike Lee. 18-0 keep that streak going bitch. I heard another rumor about HHH wanting to keep The Undertakers streak alive so he can end it next year or the year after that. Nigger please! I'd honestly stop watching wrestling because that would be a sign that the future of the WWE will be shitty. ALL HHH EVERYTHING!
Prediction: Undertaker
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