BITCH HOLD MY POCKET!!!

THESE SCARED STRAIGHT JOINTS USE TO HAVE ME ROLLIN AS A CHILD. I WASN'T SCARED AT ALL. BUT I ADMIT THESE SPECIALS ON MTV KEPT ME OUTTA TROUBLE. I AIN'T STEAL OR SHIT. I'D BE DAMN IF I'M IN A CELL HOLDING A NIGGAS POCKET AND BEING CALLED BRIDGETT. SO I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MTV AND THE SCARED STRAIGHT FELONS FOR KEEPIN MY LIFE IN ORDER. SO NOW I'M MUST REFLECT ON THIS AND LAUGH MY ASS OF WHILE EATING A BIG ASS BOWL OF GRITS....

"YOU CALL ME A MUFUCKIN LIE? I'M GONNA MUSH YA MUFUCKIN FACE UP!!!"

"WHAT'S YO NAME? AHHH!!! NIGGA YO NAME IS BRIDGETT"

"HOW THE FUCK U GONNA SURVIVE WHITE BOI?"

"APOLOGISE BITCH FOR DISRUPTING THIS TOUR!!!"

"WHO THE FUCK YOU SAWRY BOUT MUFUCKA? YOU SAWRY TO THEM OR YOU SAWRY TO ME MUFUCKA?"

"IF HIS FAWTHA TRIED TO SAVE HIM WE WOULDA STOMPED A MUDHOLE IN HIS ASS! AND HIS SON WOULD BE A BITCH!"

"WE PROSITUTE THESE MUFUCKAS"

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