Man this PPV will be ass. I don't expect anything good from it at all cuh. It serves no purpose at all for build up for Royal Rumbles. This shit needs to be eliminated from next years calendar. And with that said.......
John Cena vs. Wade Barrett (Chairs Match)
Let hope this story line is over after this match. I'm tired of seeing it honestly. Last month I believe Cena was fired after at the results of the Orton vs. Barrett title match. Some how dude still was able to get 30 minutes of air time each Raw while being "fired". Very useless storyline. It did nothing but make folks hate Cena even more. And I didn't think it was possible that Cena could bury the Nexus even more then they have but he did. Hopefully this match ends cleanly so we don't worry about any possible interference but that mostly likely won't happen smh. Nexus might get involved in this. The match is already dumb as hell. What the fuck is a damn chairs match? Dumb shit I swear. Well anyway I hate this fool Cena so I'm going against no matter if the odds are in his favor.
Prediction: Wade Barrett
Natalya & Beth Phoenix vs. Team Lay-Cool (Divas Tag Team Tables Match)
Don't give a damn about this match. I just want to see Layla's fine ass. And I'm mad that bitch is dating Cody Rhodes now (-_____-). But fuck this match folk. The WWE is only doing this match to rival with TNA doing that females Cage match a couple weeks ago. The problem with that is only 2 of these hoes can actually wrestle and they're on the same team. *YAWN* So this match will be a disaster. And expect a fluke finish or Layla going through the table since she's the jobber of the groupe and Undertaker is smashing Michelle McCool. They not putting those big hoes through a table lol.
Prediction: Natalya & Beth Phoenix
Intercontinental Champion Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Jack Swagger (Triple Threat Ladder Match)
This match proves that Smackdown needs more talent. The same dudes are fighting for the IC title everyday B. And Dolph Ziggler is an embarrasment to the IC title. Dude is trash as hell in the ring. And I don't care for Kofi at all and I'm black. Maybe they give Jack the title since they've be burying him ever since he dropped the heavyweight title. So this fool needs this shit for real. This match could have been dope in the non PG era. Nevermind I'm lying. This match would be bad no more. Ziggler can't wrestle, Kofi is always making mistakes/can't get shit right and Swagger is pretty good but he's more a techical mats type dude. He has no business climbing latters and shit. My real prediction is one of these fools being injured. Thats fucked up but still lol.
Prediction: Jack Swagger- New Intercontinental Champion
John Morrison vs. Sheamus (Ladder Match)
Only match I'm looking forward to. This match is a #1 contender match for the WWE title also. Also this will end the fued that Morrison and Sheamus are having. Which is now tied 1-1. This match is also possibly where HHH (ALL HHH EVERYTHING) makes his comeback. I'm gonna go ahead and say that Morrison will win this match. 1. Sheamus is fighting against HHH next month at Royal Rumbles. Thats pretty obvious. What PPV could HHH possibly get his payback againt Sheamus before Wrestlemania? They would'nt let them fight back to back Wrestlemanias. And they need both dudes for the Elimination Chamber match. 2. I doubt the WWE will have heel Sheamus fight heel Miz for the title at a major PPV. The want a fued they won't need to do any work on. And thats Morrison vs. Miz for the WWE. That match writes it damn self. So with that said.....
Prediction: John Morriosn- #1 Contender
WWE Champion The Miz vs. Randy Orton (Tables Match)
Yo this match will be horrible. I mean really bad. Orton use to be my favorite but I'm starting to not to mess with dude many more. This will have some retarded finish. And if Sheamus some how win his match versus Morrison. Then we will have a Triple Threat match for the title next month. WWE knows how to fuck shit up lol. I don't have my hopes up at all.
Prediction: The Miz- Retains
World Heavyweight Champion Kane vs. Edge vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Alberto Del Rio (Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match)
This had got be the worst fueds this year. Shit was hard to watch. You can tell Kane and Edge didn't even want to do it anymore lol. One of the reasons the WWE smartened up and added Mysterio and Del Rio to the match. Kane is obviously dropping the title because dude is just horrible as the champ. But to who will he drop it though? God knows I hate Edge and Mysterio? Maybe Del Rio? Could be, Del Rio has what it takes. But I'm not sure he needs the title this damn quick and at this time. If they put the title on son now, he'll lose it just as quick as he got it. WWE ain't letting him headline a PPV with the title this quick. So it would be a win and a lost at the sametime. He needs the belt at a later date so he can have a long meaningful title reign. And not look like Swagger. I said all this shit I'm still going for him to win though lol.
Prediction: Alberto Del Rio- New World Heavyweight Champion
God bless you if you actually paid for this PPV.....................
Earlier today the WWE revealed that they're set to release a "Top 50 Superstars of All Time" DVD later on this year. And the list will look a little like this.....
1. Shawn Michaels
2. The Undertaker
3. Steve Austin
4. Bret Hart
5. The Rock
6. Harley Race
7. Ricky Steamboat
8. Andre the Giant
9. Rey Mysterio
10 . Roddy Piper
11 . Eddie Guerrero
12 . Triple H
13 . Gorgeous George
14 . Randy Savage
15 . Curt Hennig
16 . John Cena
17 . Ric Flair
18 . Dusty Rhodes
19 . Edge
20 . Jerry Lawler
21 . Lou Thesz
22 . Terry Funk
23 . Hulk Hogan
24 . Bruno Sammartino
25 . Chris Jericho
26 . Ted DiBiase
27 . Fabulous Moolah
28 . Freddie Blassie
29 . Randy Orton
30 . Pat Patterson
31 . The Iron Sheik
32 . Jimmy Snuka
33 . Mick Foley
34 . Kurt Angle
35 . Buddy Rogers
36 . Gorilla Monsoon
37 . Junkyard Dog
38 . Billy Graham
39 . Jake Roberts
40 . Big Show
41 . Jack Brisco
42 . Sgt. Slaughter
43 . Kane
44 . Nick Bockwinkel
45 . Jeff Hardy
46 . Dory Funk Jr .
47 . Bob Backlund
48 . Rick Rude
49 . Batista
50 . Killer Kowalski
Other than Shawn at #1 this list is embarrassingly horrible. The fact that Kane and Big Show are on this list made it lose credibility. I'm not a fan of Hulk Hogan at all. But dude is hands down the biggest name in wrestling ever and he was over looked for dudes like Rey Mysterio and Edge. Get the fuck outta here with this shit! Poor ass list and don't let me get started on Ric Flair not only not being #2. But not being in the top 5. Shit he aint even in the top 10. Besides The Rock, who was better on the mic than Flair? Not a goddamn soul. Is Vince McMahon that angry with Hogan and Flair going to TNA were he would make a fool out of his damn self to be unfair? I was excited about the dvd but fuck that now. Them fools can keep that shit. Bye!
I haven't done this in a while due to my shitty computer smh. Gonna make this quick. There is honestly absolutely no build up at all to this PPV. The last PPV was like 2 weeks ago. Yes 2 goddamn weeks ago. You can't build up shit in that short about of time so most these matches are either continued fueds from Night Of Champions or some forced bullshit. So I shall treat my predictions as such lmao. Also I really hope this is the last time we see this gimmick PPV Hell In A Cell. Buy rates on it last year was horrible. And a HIAC match in this PG era is just an epic fail. You can't show blood you can't show shit. The straight ruined the legacy of this match just like every other stipulation match with these garbage ass gimmick PPVs. And the fact that HIAC OG Undertaker is participating in this bullshit is just retarded. Mick Foley is rolling over in his grave lol.
Unified Divas Champion Michelle McCool vs. Natalya
Um how cares. As look as I get to see Layla. One of the force matches with no build I was referring to. SMH at the WWE making it the Unified Divas title and not the unified Womens title. BANs!!!!
Prediction: Michele McCool- retains
U.S. Championship Triple Threat Submissions Count Anywhere Match
This match could be epic. I'm gonna go ahead and say this will no doubt be the best match of tonight. That is not saying a damn thing though. I think the threw Morrison in this for 2 reason. 1 Miz can't wrestle at all and Morrison and Daniel Bryan would be pretty damn entertaining. 2 Bryan beat Miz several times by making him submit so they'll use Morrison to job this go around so Miz won't look weak once again. Miz is a BAN so that would a very good look to me. But like I said this has the making to be good cuz Morrison and Bryan can wrestle. Miz not so much. I strongly doubt Bryan is losing the belt this damn quick though.
Prediction: Daniel Bryan- retains
John Cena vs. Wade Barrett
Basically if Cena wins Nexus is gone. And if Barrett wins Cena has to join Nexus. I don't know how to feel about this match. Oh yeah! I don't give a fuck! I can careless. I don't care about Cena. And even though Wade is my new favorite dude I don't care about Nexus. Heel Cena would be decent. His gimmick been corny since like 2006 time for a change. Even though he would mostly be half heel if this happens. This PPV needs a finish like this cuz it has nothing going for it all. And the fact that this is a none cell match is hilarious.
WWE Champion Randy Orton vs. Sheamus (Hell in a Cell Match)
This is my first time not giving a damn about Orton having the title. Sheamus shouldn't have lost it so quick. Orton's new twitching and shaking when he walks around gimmick is corny to me. I have a feeling Miz is going to cash in tonight and lose it to set up a Miz and Orton feud. Just a guess....
Prediction: Orton- retains
World Heavyweight Champion Kane vs. The Undertaker (Hell in a Cell Match)
Wow at this feud. It would have been dope 10 years ago. Now not so much. Good thing about about this feud if they brought Paul Bearer back and he will now be Undertaker's manager for the last run of his career. Also this feud will continue for 3 more weeks. Due to the WWE planning a buried Alive match between Taker and Kane. That sounds dope to me. But what about this shit? It will mostly go quick and obviously if the feud continues Taker will win the title tonight.
Prediction: Undertaker- New World Heavyweight Champion
I forgot how amaing this match was. This match was a technical masterpiece. You can't get any Triller then Stone Cold vs. Bret Hart at Wrestlemania 13. Whenever I remember to do so I'm gonna post classic Wrestling matches every Thursday :hat. Let's see if I can remember.......
Wow like really I already know this PPV is going to be trash. This my first time ever seeing a PPV that didn't have no build up what so ever. Like how do you have a PPV with only 5 matches? Then on top of that have to title matches be only 1 on 1, when you had potential to make them Fatal 4 Way matches just like the title of the gotdamn PPV. WWE now FTL. Only thing that can make or break this PPV is the JR being rumored to show up and the NXT Guys angle. It's guaranteed the NXT dudes are going to cause some kind of trouble after the ending of this weeks RAW. This will be hands down my shortest PPV breakdown even shorter then the one when I was out of town. This PPV will be trash but I'm still gonna watch SMMFH.
Divas Championship Fatal 4-Way Match
Man fuck these hoes.
U.S. Champion The Miz vs. R-Truth
Dumbest move the WWE has made in the minute. Taking the belt off of Truth after only a 3 week reign and putting it on a dude thats had the belt like 30 times in the last year. Good fuckin job Vince. If the WWE writers was smart they would know Truth is beyond over and put the gotdamn belt back on him and act like this shit never happened.
Prediction: R-Truth New United States Champion
Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston vs. Drew McIntyre
Yet another dumb rushed match by the WWE. Blackdown!
Prediction: Drew New IC Champion
World Heavyweight Championship Fatal 4-Way Match
eh Fuck this match I heard they dropping the title off Swagger after hands down the worst title reigns I've seen in my life. Even worst then both Great Khali's and Rey's title reigns. Made dude look like a straight bitch every damn match. If it does change hands and anybody but Punk gets the title from it changing hands then this will be a big fail.
Prediction: Swagger Retains
WWE Championship Fatal 4-Way Match
Only thing I look forward to in the match is the possibility that my dude Evan Bourne will sub for Orton. He doesn't have to win just put dude in the title picture and that would be cool. I honestly don't see Cena dropping the title anytime soon.
Prediction: Cena Retains
Please God let me be wrong about this PPV being completely trash.
Hmm a pretty stacked card for the WWE, haven't seen this in a while. Maybe since Wrestlemania. I'm gonna try my hardest to come up with some predictions for this but this card isn't that predictable. Due to weak storyline build ups and strong story line build ups for others. But let me take a crack at it. And lets hope this is the last Over The Limit because these gimmick pay per views are getting on my damn nerves.
Drew McIntyre (Intercontinental Champion) vs. Kofi Kingston
This would have to be a match with a weak and last minute build up. If you missed Smackdown the other week. Kofi Kingston faced Christian for the Intercontinental Championship title. After Drew McIntyre had to vacate the title after being suspended by Teddy Long. Well Kofi won the match and won the title. But this fool Drew comes out with a letter from Vince saying Kofi has to give the title back to Drew. Well thats pretty much the build up. I guess Kofi wants to get revenge back and this match was made. The fued doesn't even seem legit enough to be on a PPV. I don't have any idea who is going to win the match. Due to reports that no one backstage even likes Drew except for Vince and he's pretty lazy. And Kofi is suppose to be taking a heel turn. So this might be his chance to take his heel turn. But eh I'm lost as shit on this match. I'll just go with this.....
Prediction: Drew McIntyre- Retains IC Championship
Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk (S.E.S. Pledge vs. Hair Match)
LOL this fued was pretty good. But these dudes have wrestled 3 straight PPVs and its getting old. I'm just happy this wasn't a Mask vs. Hair Match. The bad part about this match is most likely Punk will lose his hair. I don't see Mysterio joining S.E.S. at all. But I could be wrong and hopefully I'm wrong. Punk cutting his hair would be just plain stupid and a very bad move. His hair really helps his gimmick. I guess also tonight the mystrery hooded man that has been beating Mysterio's ass for the past month will be revealed. I respect WWE for this feud. The built it right and is ending it on a right note. Instead of trying to build and end fueds in 3 weeks. Hats off to them.
Prediction: CM Punk
Eve (Divas Champion) vs. Maryse
Who cares. Didn't even know this ho Eve had the belt.
Randy Orton vs. Edge
Last year I would have said this match would have been a must see. Not saying it won't be good. But my dude Edge has been very week since his return. Pretty decent fued but I see it really ending here. Most likely both dudes will be involved in the Fatal Four Way PPV next month. But tonight the age of Orton will live on
Prediction: Randy Otron
The Hart Dynasty (Unified Tag Team Champions) vs. Chris Jericho & The Miz
Wow I'm very shocked at how much of a push the WWE are giving the Hart Dynasty. They even went as far as giving this old ass fool Bret Hart the United States Championship belt and his ass can't even climb the ropes without falling lmao/smh. But oh well I'm happy they gave them the push. I'm gonna need for them to win this tonight. Chris Jericho & The Miz are both those dudes. But I don't want to see these dude as tag champs. They both teamed up with Big Show and had amazing teams but I'd rather not see these dudes team together. And Hart Dynasty haven't even had the belts that long. They need to keep it a little long while their still hot. And everybody is paying attention to them. And if they beat the Miz and Jericho this put them over as a legit tag team and make the title relevent again. After DX killed the meaning of the belts.
R-Truth vs. Ted DiBiase
SMH at this match being on a PPV card. They should have handled this joint on a Raw or some shit. Basically I guess R-Truth wants revenge from Ted for asking him to be his Virgil. That's racist. Ted DiBiase's new gimmick is very corny. I know I know. It's his father gimmick and his father is that dude. But this fool isn't his father. Ted Sr. had ungodly swag. I'm surprised a man like Ted Sr. with his ungodly sawg can give birth to a lame dude like Ted Jr. For him to set himself from his dad he needs to just come up with his own gimmick. Did you see Randy Orton come out in some cowboy boots calling himself Cowboy Randall Orton? No you didn't. Just get your know gimmick and get off your pops nut sack lmao. And that Million Dollar championship belt just looks cheap as shit. Clearly not the OG one, Stop it 5! Most likely Ted will be going over in this match. I think by the time the year is up he'll have major gold around his waist.
Prediction: Ted DiBiase
Jack Swagger (World Heavyweight Champion) vs. Big Show
eh. They turned the big gold into a mid carder belt. I can careless about this match. They burying my dude Swagger while keeping the belt on his waist. The WWE can clean this up with 3 thinks. One, have Swagger go over on the Big Show cleanly since Show has made Swagger look stupid and weak 100% of this fued. Two, have Swagger keep the belt this whole summer. Three, keep the belt on Swagger but stop having him lose every other week on Smackdown. Makes him look like a tool and its killing the Heavyweight titles legacy.
Prediction: Jack Swagger- Retains WHC
John Cena (WWE Champion) vs. Batista ("I Quit" Match)
Man FUCK CENA! Ain't no way he's gonna say I Quit. His corny ass gimmick won't let him. And I think this is Swagtista's last match anyway. This is sad because I use to hate the shit out of Batista and his gimmick change made his character decen SMH. But oh well Fuck John Cena......what a bitch/coon (-____-)
A very hilarious insterview Scott Steiner did recently. I know its a lot to read but its definitely worth it. I got it off NT early and its pure entertainment. Scott Steiner for president.....
“Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner has never been one to hold back when he’s asked for his opinion on something or someone. During a telephone interview on Wednesday, Steiner discussed his stints in WWE and WCW, his near-death experience in Puerto Rico last year and what he thinks about Ric Flair, Triple H and Shawn Michaels.
Steiner will participate in a three-way match against TNA world champion Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle in the main event of the Sacrifice pay-per-view Sunday.
You’ve had your share of injuries over the years. How are you feeling physically these days?
For the most part I feel pretty good. I’m starting to get back in pretty good shape, [but] not as great as I was at one time. I think ever since I had the accident in Puerto Rico, there was so much trauma to my body that I haven’t really been able to get as lean as I’d like. But it’s starting to come around. There was just so much swelling that it was hard to come back from. And there’s still a little bit of pain. My muscle back there doesn’t work entirely correctly because my lat was sliced in half. Other than that, I feel pretty good.
You were talking about the serious trachea injury you suffered in Puerto Rico. Can you take us through that whole experience?
I didn’t realize there was a big problem until later on that night. I got kicked pretty hard in the throat, but I finished the match. I felt like there was bleeding back there, but the EMTs at the building said there was nothing wrong. I actually went back to the hotel. My throat was hurting pretty bad, but I just thought it was swelled up, so I tried to eat some ice cream to bring down the swelling back there, but it didn’t help. Then I tried eating, and I couldn’t eat because it was just so painful for the food to go down. Then I went back up to my hotel room and stayed there for about an hour or so, and then I felt my lungs starting to get heavy and I was having cold chills. Then I started spitting up blood. That’s when I called the ambulance, and they rushed me to the hospital, which was an experience.
I’ve been to jail before, and it was like the gates of the jail at the hospital. There were 20-foot high steel gates and there were armed guards outside the hospital. The opened the door, which creaked, and then they slammed it shut. I walked in there, and there was literally people lined up, bleeding, screaming down the corridors. Nobody was speaking English, and it was kind of freaky. I was actually at the same hospital where Bruiser Brody died. So, I was kind of freaked out. I called a couple of my buddies because I wanted to get out of there. I came in and they took some scans, made me drink some stuff to see what the damage was. That was brutal trying to drink that stuff. They finally found that I did have a torn trachea. The bad part about it was that it was torn in my chest. They told me I had five hours to live. The air that was supposed to be going into my lungs was now going into my skin. That turns poisonous and then you die. I still didn’t really want to believe them. My buddy owns a private jet, and he was going to fly it down. They kind of sensed that I wanted to get out of there. Thank God that didn’t happen, because my lung would have collapsed and they couldn’t have saved me because the trachea was torn. They put me on some sedatives and kind of calmed me down. I was still fighting it and trying to get out of there, because I didn’t want to have surgery in Puerto Rico. Finally, a Puerto Rican doctor came in and calmed me a little bit, but he still sensed that I wanted to leave so he put me under.
The next time I woke up – I had been in an induced coma for two days because the pain would have been so bad – I felt like I was choking. It felt like I was going to drown because I couldn’t get any air. They pulled the ventilator out of my throat and I woke up. They told me they cut through my lat, basically split my ribs in half, and then cut through my lung, sewed my trachea up. Then they put a tube in my lung to drain for two weeks. I just swelled up. I looked brutal, like a 300-pound fat guy. It was the most swelling I ever experienced. I still couldn’t fly, so I had to take a cruise ship home. I went to get on the cruise ship – and no cruise ship. A guy jumped off and committed suicide, so the FBI boarded the ship and had to circle for like 17 hours. So I had to wait an extra day in Puerto Rico, got on a cruise ship, and it took me another week to get home. I took my tour bus back up to where I live, and I tried to recover. I still kind of worried, so I went to a doctor to see if they did everything right, and the doctor shook my hand and said, “You’re lucky to be here. Those doctors saved your life.” That will mess with your mind. I was kind of messed up for three or four months, knowing that I could have been dead.
Has a brush with death changed your outlook on life at all?
Yeah, a little bit. The thing that really messed me up was that one of my best friends had died a month earlier. Life isn’t fair. It definitely makes you look at things a little bit differently. I think I’m pretty much over the fact that I could have been dead, and physically I’m almost there.
Does that whole experience make you never want to go back to Puerto Rico?
Oh, no. The Puerto Rican people and the doctors were great. The nurses were fantastic. Other than the language barrier, they were nice. Here’s one funny story. I told you that I swelled up real bad – and my [testicles] swelled up really bad. I literally had to carry them in my hand to go to the bathroom. Some of the nurses weren’t so easy to look at, but one day, one of the most beautiful nurses I have ever seen walked in. I got up from my wheelchair and turned around, and she was beautiful. I dropped my drawers and I said, “Are my [testicles] supposed to be this big?” She ran out of the room and I never saw her again (laughs).
Switching gears a bit, why do you think your WWE run from several years ago wasn’t as successful as it could have been?
Well, if you look back, everyone from WCW got treated like [garbage], from Goldberg, to Kevin Nash, to Scott Hall. You have to remember – you were there – we beat WWE for 82 weeks straight, and Vince [McMahon] obviously took that personally, so he wanted to bring everyone in that was on top in WCW and bury them. Kevin Nash is supposed to be the best friend of Triple H, but he got the same thing. He won the first title match [against Triple H] by DQ and then lost the second one. I can’t really take it that personally because [Tripe H] treated supposedly his best friend the same way. I’ll tell you right now: People up there are miserable. Both times that I went up there, it was the most screwed-up place I’ve ever been.
Worse than WCW was screwed up?
Oh, my God, it’s not even close. You got Triple H, who’s [sleeping with] the boss’ daughter. She thinks she’s the greatest and he’s the greatest. He’s in the production meetings and the booking meetings. You mark my words: He will break Ric Flair’s record for world championships, because they’re both cut from the same mold – they’re both marks for the belt. It will happen. And it’s bull. I think [The Wrestling Observer’s Dave] Meltzer wrote that every time [Triple H] is the champion, ratings go down, pay-per-view buys go down – it’s a fact. But that’s what happens when you’re [sleeping with] the boss’ daughter. That’s the one thing that was worse going up there the second time – she was involved. And the only reason she’s involved is because she was part of the lucky sperm club. That’s her only qualification.
Scott, please stop sugarcoating it and tell me how you really feel.
(Laughs). There are other people that felt the same way.
Was a run as world champion ever discussed when you went to WWE?
Oh, no. I was there for the same [expletive] that Goldberg and Kevin Nash were.
So did you know that going in?
No, actually I did not expect that. I really didn’t think Vince was that stupid to buy out the competition and then bury it. How stupid is that? That’s his ego. He wanted to own the wrestling world. Well, now he has it and look how it’s done. Ratings are worse than they’ve ever been. They’ll never come back because there’s no competition. I hope TNA becomes a viable contender. If things work out the way it happened with WCW, where finally we went head-to-head live, there’s a possibility it can happen. Trust me, people want to jump. I’m not the only one that sees that Triple H is a [jerk]. If they can jump to a better situation, they will.
You mentioned WCW, and you and I were both there when the doors closed. How did the company go from being so successful to going out of business in such a short time, and who should take the most blame for it?
The people that are the most to blame are the higher-ups in TBS. They despised professional wrestling even though we outdrew basketball, baseball – even when the Braves were in the World Series. And then to sell it for $2.5 million? That’s ridiculous. That right there shows you it was a [screwed] up situation. Everybody wants to blame Eric Bischoff, and they don’t know what they’re talking about. Eric Bischoff was one of the best things to happen to WCW because he brought the pay scale up and he wanted to get rid of the old [expletive] that was going on in WCW. Unfortunately, he didn’t want anything to do with the booking. I had a number of talks with Eric where he said, “Man, I need to find some different bookers. Where do I go?” It was hard to find.
You’ve been very critical of Ric Flair in the past. What are your thoughts on his retirement, his induction into the WWE Hall of Fame and his career overall?
I thought it was a joke how many times he cried. Remember the nWo skit when X-Pac was supposed to be Ric Flair, and every time they asked him a question tears would come down his face because he had a pump of water under his arm pit? Now that comes into play as far as what Ric Flair was like behind closed doors backstage. He was a crybaby. He was a little [wuss], man. And for him to do it during the match and then at the induction ceremony, come on, man. Are you kidding me? That’s the way Ric Flair was.
OK, I’m going to play devil’s advocate. Didn’t I see you cry on TV once?
Yeah, but that was for an angle that I did later on that night, and everybody knew I was faking.
I know. I’m just kidding.
He was doing it because he’s a mark, man. It was unbelievable. That’s how he was in real life. Here’s another story: Ric Flair thought his big Four Horsemen were going to come back again. So, [Curt] Hennig was going to join them, and we were going to wrestle them at a pay-per-view in a cage and it was going to be the Four Horsemen’s triumphant return. But Hennig was going to turn and join the nWo. When they told Ric Flair the finish, his eyes started welling up, and we had to leave the room because we started laughing. We were like, “Look at that little piece of [garbage]. He’s [freaking] crying. I’m not the only one who has that view on Flair. If you talk to Bret Hart, he’ll say the same thing about Ric Flair, Shawn Michaels and Triple H. They're all pieces of [garbage], man.
My first two months in the business was my first indication that Ric Flair was a piece of [garbage]. I broke in with ##@+ The Bruiser, and I was going to go down to the NWA for a tryout. I told ##@+, and he said, “As soon as you get there, you drop your bags in front of Ric Flair and you tell him to carry your bags and you tell him I said so.” I said, “OK, I’ll do it.” I didn’t know anything about ribs back then. On the way home I was riding with “Bulldog” Don Kent, and he said, “No, you can’t do that.” But ##@+ The Bruiser had no respect for him. He said that’s how he got in the business – carrying guys’ bags. Look at Bruno Sammartino – he has zero respect for Flair. Ole Anderson once slapped David Flair and said, “I’ve got more for your dad if he wants some.” Flair had so much heat with the guys he wrestled with – he had zero respect.
I don’t know if you saw Flair’s farewell address on Raw, but everyone on the roster came out and it sure seemed like they all had a lot of respect for him.
Kevin, it’s written in the show. They have to show up. It’s just like if they tell you to go out there and do a match. They had to go out there and pretend like they respect the guy. The only guys that do are Triple H and Shawn Michaels. They’re three peas in a pod – three guys who couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag. They’re three of the biggest [wusses] that have ever been in the sport. And they’re all friends – imagine that. They all come from the same mold. They were never athletes and the way they got things done was behind closed doors and backstabbing people.
You’re really going to love it when I tell you this: I’m a big Shawn Michaels fan.
Well, I guess if you like to look at gay magazines that he’s posed in and watch him dance around in chaps like one of the Village People or a Chippendale, if you’re a fan, more power to you, baby. Personally, I think he’s a [freaking homosexual].
Well, all right then. Let’s move on. After some bad experiences in WWE and WCW, is wrestling fun again for you now that you’re in TNA?
Yeah. When I left I WWE, I had surgery on my foot. I had drop foot, where my foot was totally paralyzed. I had a tendon transfer and got nine screws in my foot. They broke my foot, took a bone graph from my hip and put it in my foot and put a plate in there. So, now my foot is not 100 percent, but it works, so I can wrestle a lot better than I did.
People were quick to criticize you when you were in WWE and say that you had lost it, but you were in constant pain your whole time there, right?
That’s why I really didn’t care a whole lot up there. When your mind is concentrating on pain 24 hours a day, which I was – I’d like anybody to try and wrestle with one foot. If I moved my foot it would just flop uncontrollably. I had total paralysis down there. And it causes pain up your legs and in your hips. It was hard. I was actually going to retire; I did not want to go up [to WWE]. But they offered me more money than I was asking for, so I took it, thinking that they would want to do business. Shoot, they paid Bill Goldberg more than they paid me just to bury him, too. It made zero sense whatsoever.
Speaking of Goldberg in WWE, there was an infamous segment in which they put a blonde wig on his head. If they had come to you with that blonde wig, what would you have done?
Yeah, I’d have told then to [expletive]. That was one of the first things that Bill did up there. I said, “Bill, that’s brutal. Why’d you do it?” He said, “Oh, they want to expand my character.” But that’s the way that politics work up there. They aren’t trying to expand his character; they’re burying him. But when you first get up there, you don’t think it’s going to happen because you figure they want to do business.
What was it like to team with your brother Rick again last year in TNA?
Oh, it was great. The fans wanted it. The only reason that we went into singles competition was because, as a tag team, we had defeated everybody, we had wrestled everybody. When went up to WWE, we beat everybody. There were no more mountains to climb. That’s when my career took off in a different direction – that’s when I became “Big Poppa Pump.” I’m glad it happened, but when we got back together, people loved to see it. It was good.
You mentioned that you considered retirement several years ago. How many more years do you see yourself wrestling, and what will you do after your career is over?
It’s hard to say. I’ve prepared from Day 1 to get out of the business, and now that it’s so close for me retiring, I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. But as long as they want to pay you and keep you around, I hope I can go on long enough to where we start challenging WWE for ratings, one-one-one live. Yeah, [retirement] is close, and I have no idea what I’ll do to fulfill that void. When you do something as long as I have, you obviously love the sport – although not everything about the sport. It will be tough to replace that high that you get because you like to perform and give the fans what they want, or in my case, make the fans hate you. I’ve got a couple options, but I don’t think anything is going to replace wrestling.
You’re wrestling in the main event of the Sacrifice pay-per-view Sunday against Samoa Joe and Kurt Angle. What can fans expect from that match?
A lot of brutality. Everybody knows Kurt Angle. Everybody knows me. Everybody’s getting to know Joe. He’s one of those guys that fans are behind. He has some interesting aspects to his game that Kurt and I don’t have. I think it’s going to be a great match. We’re going to try to put on the best show possible.
My interview with Scott Steiner a few weeks ago elicited more response than any of the Q&A's I’ve posted since starting the blog a little more than a year ago. In particular, Steiner’s unflattering comments about Ric Flair, Triple H and Shawn Michaels touched a nerve with readers. Some applauded the controversial Steiner for speaking his mind, while others accused him of being bitter and jealous.
In this follow-up interview, Steiner clarifies some of his statements and responds to his critics.
A number of people who saw your comments about Ric Flair, Triple H and Shawn Michaels said that you were bitter and jealous of their careers. What is your response?
I have nothing to be bitter about. I’ve made a lot of money, and more importantly, I’ve saved a lot of money. I’m not bitter. I love this business and that’s why I’m still in it. I’m just telling you the way it is, man. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.
There’s no way I’m jealous, because there’s no way I would want their careers. For one thing, I couldn’t be Triple H because there’s no way I could [have sex] with Chyna. And he was doing that before she even got face reconstruction. There has only been two people in the history of the Howard Stern Show where they had them go to the bathroom to make sure [they were women] – Chyna and Nicole Bass. And she was on the show after the face reconstruction.
Look at Triple H’s career before he started (having sex with) the boss’ daughter: He lost to Ultimate Warrior in 30 seconds; he was losing to guys like Alex Wright in WCW; he lost to one of the Godwins in a pig slop match. And then all of a sudden he’s [having sex with] the boss’ daughter and he’s the toughest guy in the world. I’m not the only guy who thinks that. It’s no secret what Kurt Angle thought of Triple H and Shawn Michaels. Here’s one story I got from Kurt: Triple H was trying to block Kurt Angle from winning the [WWE] world title. He said in a meeting, “I think Kurt Angle’s too small.” And Jerry Brisco stood up and said, “Well, what do you think would happen if you guys fought for real?” And he sat down, shut his mouth and they ran with it.
Shawn Michaels is one of those wise-cracking guys who would say a smart comment to you, but then if you face him, he would run and cry somewhere. That’s exactly what happened one time when he was cutting down the Harris Brothers – I think it was Don Harris. Finally, he had enough. He waited until Shawn Michaels got in the room, kicked everybody out of the room, shut the door, grabbed him by the neck and was going to pound the [heck] out of him. A tear came down his eye. He turned around, started laughing and walked out. That is Shawn Michaels in a nutshell.
As for Ric Flair, I could go on and on. I was there one time when we were doing TV tapings at Center Stage [in Atlanta], and Rick Rude followed Flair around for about an hour and just totally blistered him. He told him he looked like hell and he was friends with the booker, totally blistering him. Finally, Flair had enough, left and did not come back to Center Stage until after the TV taping started. People think I’m making this stuff up.
Wahoo McDaniel could not stand him. He told me one time Blackjack Mulligan knocked Flair out with one punch. Jim Crockett at one time owned the NWA. I always liked David and Jackie Crockett, but I only met Jim Crockett once or twice, and everyone thought he was a [jerk]. But Flair had him as the best man in his wedding. Who has the promoter as his best man? Wahoo said back in the day when there were territories all around the country, one of the ways the boys made sure they wouldn’t get fired and wouldn’t have to worry about a job from week to week, is they would borrow money from the promoter. That way the promoter couldn’t fire them because he wanted to get his money out of them. Wahoo said that Flair had tax problems and Jim Crockett bailed him out, so there’s no way he was going to get rid of Ric Flair. Wahoo did not like him, did not like his wife – he called her the rat from Raleigh. The stories he would tell me – he just blistered him. And Flair had no idea.
When I was in WWE, it was right after Andre The Giant had died. We were doing a Raw in New Jersey. I was talking to Rene Goulet, who was an agent then. Everybody was pretty bummed out because everybody loved Andre – I only met him once, so I didn’t know him that well. Flair came by and did his usual, “Wooo!” I swear to God, Rene was so [angry], he wanted to punch him out. He said Flair lived like two hours from where Andre was buried in North Carolina. He said, “That piece of garbage. He wouldn’t drive two hours to pay his respects to Andre.” He wanted to kill him. I could go on and on.
I remember a world title match back in 1991 between you and Flair at a Clash of the Champions. What was it like working a match with him? Did you have a different opinion of him back then?
No. I always knew he was a piece of garbage. Flair never drew when I was in the NWA and WCW. Flair had all of his friends booking him on top and we were not drawing. People can say what they want, but I was there and we did not draw nothing. They may have papered the crowd to make it look good for a Clash or a pay-per-view, but we did not draw. I can say for a fact that Flair at that time did not draw a dime. And they say he was the greatest? If you want an honest opinion, you ask somebody who they would rather be on the card with – Hulk Hogan or Ric Flair. If they don’t say Hulk Hogan, they’re out of their minds. At least you knew when you were on a Hulk Hogan card you were going to get paid. Thank God in WCW we had guaranteed contracts. If we had been paid by the houses that we were drawing, we would have starved.
Here’s the deal with that Clash of the Champions. Things had gotten so bad, and they wanted to put the belt on somebody else. They actually wanted to make me the world champion. I had just beaten Ric Flair in a gauntlet match to set up for the Clash of the Champions. So we’re going over the match backstage, and he was like, “Yeah, I got this, I got that,” and then he went out there and sandbagged. It was one of the worst matches I ever had. And I was wondering, “What was that?” The match I had with him in the gauntlet was 10 times better. So I went in the back and I was disappointed. Then I heard a couple weeks later, he was telling people in the office that I got tired, I wasn’t ready for the spot. And to tell you the truth, I really didn’t want to be the world champion. At the time, I still wanted to team with my brother. About a month later, I was wrestling him in Philadelphia, and I gave him nothing. He tried to hit me with a chair, and I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. I just beat the crap out of him. I came back after our match and waited for him right at the door, waiting for him to say something. If he would have said something I would have clocked him one, but he didn’t say nothing. He put his head down and walked back to his dressing room. He’s a punk, man.
Flair was messed up on so many different levels. One time in Baltimore, Sting was going to beat Flair for the belt. So Flair pulled Sting aside, and Sting thinks he’s going to tell him something about the match or give him some big knowledge, and this is what he said to him, and Sting could not believe it. Flair said, “When you get married, it’s a big deal. When you have kids, it’s a big deal. But there’s nothing like winning the world title.” Sting came back and grabbed my brother and I and Lex [Luger], and said, “You’re not going to believe what Flair just told me.” That’s how messed up he was.
Here’s a story that Gary Hart told me. He was managing Muta at the time, and they were going to go in a different direction with Muta. Basically, they were thinking about getting rid of Gary Hart, and he was hurt by it. Back in the day, if you were NWA champion, different territories had to give you their vote to keep you as champion. Gary at one point was in Texas. So Flair at that time came by, whined and dined him and kissed his [butt]. So, later when they were thinking about firing Gary, he said to me, “I went up to him now to see if he could help me out, and that piece of [garbage] said he couldn’t do nothing for me.” Two or three weeks later, he was fired. That’s the way Flair was. He used you, and then he cut your throat.
Another thing that people took issue with was when you said that Triple H and Shawn Michaels were the only guys in WWE who respected Flair. What about guys like Batista, Chris Jericho and Big Show – who was crying during Flair’s Hall of Fame speech and during his farewell on Raw – and others?
Trust me, if it was a different time, Flair would cut their throats in a second, but he’s not in that position anymore. When Flair was in Evolution, he knew he needed those guys to keep his spot, so he helped them out. So I believe Batista has respect for him, because he helped him out. As far as Big Show, I think he’s a crier. He cried when Hulk Hogan retired, too. Can’t take him to a sad movie, either (laughs).
I think some people believe that you don’t respect anybody. Are there any guys in the business that you do have respect for?
The main guy you have to have respect for is Hogan. Hogan was the man. I remember when I was [in WWE], Chief Jay Strongbow used to call him the golden goose. He always said he could lay a golden egg. That was the respect that Hogan had – because he drew. The greatest is the one who draws the money. Would you rather be a 16-time world champion like Flair or would you rather be like Bruno, who had a 10-year run like he had and always sold out Madison Square Garden? That’s respect, man.
You have to respect the guys that have set attendance records and drew a lot of money – like “Stone Cold” Steve Austin. And, of course, The Rock, not only for what he’s done in wrestling, but what he’s doing right now in the movies, which is unprecedented, where a wrestler has been so successful in Hollywood. One of the guys that I most respect is Kurt Angle. When he left WWE, I think a lot of people thought he was the best wrestler there. Not only that, but he was an Olympic champion. I think a lot of people don’t realize how hard it is to be an Olympic champion. Wrestlers in general I respect, because it’s a hard life.
One of your biggest gripes with Flair is that he was cutthroat in his backstage politics. A lot of people say that Hogan was far worse when it came to playing politics.
Oh, God. No. Flair was 10 times worse, and Hogan was a man about it. Hogan, if he didn’t like you, he wouldn’t [BS] you; he just wouldn’t talk to you. He wasn’t like these guys that come up to you and be all “ha-ha” and tell you you’re the greatest and then go behind closed doors and stab you in the back. Hogan had the best contract because he had creative control, and everybody knew that. But he had that respect man, and you got to give it to him. Hogan was the master. He went up there and actually convinced Vince, and he beat Triple H for the belt. I loved it. You know it had to [tick] off Triple H. And it was the worst match ever. It happened right after Hogan had that great match with The Rock at WrestleMania. And then Triple H wrestled him [a month] later and it was horrible. And they say Triple H is such a great worker. Yeah, right.
Gonna do short break downs because I honestly don't care about this pay per view lol.
Edge vs. Chris Jericho (Steel Cage Match)
I'm tired of this damn fued are already. It's really going nowhere and i don't see any of these dudes in the title picture coming up. That's if the WWE does the right thing and start a Swagger vs. Morrison fued after this pay per view.
Prediction: Edge
Triple H vs. Sheamus (Street Fight)
Triple God is taking a break after this match to do a crappy straight to dvd movie and take care of a nagging injury. So since this is a street fight I see him putting Sheamus over and adding a injury angle to it also. This match is pretty much gonna be a preview of the future of the WWE. A lot of the older WWE vets are taking breaks and the WWE are tying to push young dudes. So this could be a sneak peak. I'm down for this change, it's been overdue.
Prediction: Sheamus
Rey Mysterio vs. CM Punk (If Punk loses, his head gets shaved)
Punk losing his hair? Yeah right
Prediction: CM Punk
Women's Champion Michelle McCool vs. Beth Phoenix (Extreme Makeover Match)
Um yeah...
Prediction: Michelle McCool
JTG vs. Shad Gaspard (Strap Match)
Who cares? Niether one of these bums will be in the WWE in like 5 months lol.
Prediction: Shad Gaspard
World Heavyweight Champion Jack Swagger vs. Randy Orton (Extreme Rules Match)
Swagger has been the weakest looking Champ I've seen since Rey Mysterio. Dude has to win this match. I honestly think he will.
Prediction: Jack Swagger
WWE Champion John Cena vs. Batista (Last Man Standing Match)
LOL Batista bitch ass quit the WWE this week if you didn't hear already. And they've already taken anything related to him off the WWE website. So the dude should lose this match. I'm happy as hell Bitchtista is gone and Triple God is taking a break. The WWE is about to be fun again. :)
Shawn Michaels came up short against the Undertaker last night at WrestleMania XXVI and as a result, has been forced into retirement. Michaels is hands down the greatest wrestling performer ever. But last nights match was very good between him and the Undertaker. He went out like a true G. There probably never will be another wrestler like Shawn ever again.
The biggest showoff the year(wrestling wise) is finally hear. Even though I was in attendance at last years Wrestlemania, this is the most excited I've been for a Mania in some years. The card is on point at hell as long the don't do a Womens Match(Keep them wimminz in the kitchen, jokes LOL). But any way tonight should be dope as hell. Taker/HBK rematch, Bret Hart/McMahon, the final Money in the Bank match that will be held at a Wrestlemania. Overall dope show will/should be held tonight. WWE don't fuck this up. Edit: There will be a Divas match SMH. But now that they added that match I think the either the MITB or the Show Miz vs. Morrison & R-Truth match starts tomorrow. But we will see. Here's a quick....I'm lying nothing will be quick about this LOL. Here's a run down on my predictions for tonight show. Excuse the typos and grammatical errors I'm not proof reading all this shit lol. Enjoy fools!
Mickie James, Kelly Kelly, Eve Torres, Gail Kim, Beth Phoenix vs Michelle McCool, Layla, Maryse, Alicia Fox, Vickie Guerrero: 10 Diva Tag Match
This match was added at the last minute so I really don't have break down on it. Just know it will be boring as shit and I won't watch it. Most likely I'll re-up snacks during this match.
Prediction: No One Cares
Big Show & The Miz vs. John Morrison & R-Truth: Unified Tag Team Championship Match
Most likely this match will start the show off. I don't to sure about this match either. There is nothing believable about a Morrison and R-Truth team. I felt the WWE had nothing for these dudes so the forced a team together to lose to Show Miz real quick. I really think the WWE should have went with the Heart Foundation in this match but thats another storty. No big draw to this match what so ever. I also saw a rumor about an Morrison heel turn at Mania so who knows what part that might play in tonights matches. But I have Show Miz whening this match. Even though the Morrison and R-Truth are a forced team. The dudes are top Mid carders. A win over them at Wrestlemania has some weight to it.
Prediction: Big Show & The Miz (Retain Unified Tag Team Championship)
Bret Hart vs. Mr. McMahon: Street Fight
I'm a big Bret Hart fan. Shit who isn't, but this match is gonna put me to sleep. If there isn't a Diva match scheduled for tonight. This will be my sandwich making match. Vince is a straight wrestler even though he's not one. These 2 dudes are old as hell and no one really wants to see this shit. Well let me speak for myself. I don't want to see this shit. The wrestling blogs have been going crazy over this potential bore fest. I understand the history behind this match being 15 years in the making. But shit that was 15 years ago. I really don't want to see it now. The Bret Hart faking an injury angle was horrible also. My son Bret Hart can't even walk to the ring without falling on his ass. Winner of the match is obvious. No reason to bring Bret out of retirement and pay him all this money to lose. The match will be brutal in a bad way. This will not end well. #GrumpyOldMen. Congrats to Bret's pops Stu Hart on bing inducted into the WWE Hall of fame this year. R.I.P.
Prediction: Bret "The Hitman" Hart
Randy Orton vs. Ted DiBiase vs. Cody Rhodes: Triple Threat Match
Won't even do a break down on this match. This match will either be epicly good or epicly bad. Quick rundown on this match. Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase will beat the shit out Randy all throughout the match. Then when its time to put Orton away they both will argue over who gets the final pin. Then BAM Orton will hit both dudes with an RKO then pin one of the them fools. Or one the dudes will turn on each and help Orton get the victory. Either way Orton has this in the bag after jobbing to the all mighty Triple H last year at Mania. Plus homie just inked a major deal the other month. He's the damn future.
Prediction: Randy Orton
CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio
As a fellow member of the Straight Edge Society I'm anticipating this match. The build up of this match has been amazing. I really don't like Mysterio but he did the damn thing with promos. And that dude CM Punk eeeekkkkk. He killed that promo he did like 3 Smackdowns ago with Rey Mysterios daugther. Best heel promo I've seen cut in the WWE in a minute. He had the audience wanting him dead LMAO. CM Punk is hands down the best heel in the WWE. No one is fucking with him. Stipulation to the match will be if Rey loses, Punk has to join the Straight Edge Society. I'm happy they went with this over the Mask vs. Hair match they were going to do originally. Because we know Rey ain't never dropping the mask ever. He loves the mask and the WWE is making bread selling plastic mask to dumb 9 year old boys. And the coked up Jesus look is working for Punk. A haircut would be a bad move. But back to the fact at hand. I really doubt Rey will join the SES. But I could be wrong. Just off him being a drug addict in real life LOL. Most likely Rey will take this match tonight but this fued is far from over. Rey will get the win tonight to secure him not being in the SES. But Punk and the SES will get the last laughs later on down the road. Also I'm hearing Rey needs surgery really bad and will be taking a time off soon. So an injury angle might play a part in to nights match. Or maybe down the road. But who knows the WWE changing shit at the last minute all the time.
Prediction: Rey Mysterio
Triple H vs. Sheamus
Low key I'm looking forward to the match. Not because the wrestling even I fucks with Sheamus, dude is legit. And everyone knows I fucking hate Triple H. I looking at it to measure Triple H's bitchassness level. Everyone knows he will be running the WWE in the next 10 years. Will he lay down for the 3 count and let the young talent get a push. Well everyone knows Triple H is a ho but is he a good business man. Paul has nothing to lose really. He's smashing the bosses daugher. A lose here would not kill his legacy at all. But this is Triple H. He buried Randy Orton last year and made him look weak as hell. Orton is just now recovering from getting anally raped last year [II]. Well anyway HHH is taking a break soon and after he returns he's suppose take on a couple title runs (-________-). So if dude is doing all that just let the man get the win. Sheamus really needs this match. The WWE is taking dude serious and want to build the company with dude. A win over Triple H at the biggest show of the year will do wonders for him. He can job at next months pay per view and still would be considered the man. Sheamus has to give this match all he's got. Triple H is an idiot but I don't think he will make the bad decision on this match. Let the young niggas be great Paul.
Prediction: Sheamus
Chris Jericho vs. Edge: World Heavyweight Championship Match
Being that these are 2 of the best promo cutters in the WWE. They sure didn't do a good job building this match up at all. Well Jericho and Edge has a build their name alone and that's it. Also I hate how they're building this match off the Spear because Edge's spear is bullshit. Dude has been doing it for years and it still looks sloppy. Shit looks like a damn tackle. That's the only thing I hate about Edge is his crappy finishing move. Well Edge was forced to return early from his injury to do this match. I strongly doubt Edge will win this. This might actually be the shortest match of the night. No way they are letting Jericho drop the belt to and injured dude. That would be dumb as hell. Unless Edge wins and then someone cashes in the Money in the Bank 8o 8o 8o 8o
Prediction: Chris Jericho (Retains World Heavyweight Championship)
Batista vs. John Cena: WWE Championship Match
If you would have told me last year I would interested in this match I would have slapped you. But my son Batista (I use to call him Bitchtista) made that heel change and now he's the man. Dude swag is on dangerous levels. At first his heel turn was annoying because he was whining all the damn time but he got the shit under control. Homie has swagged on Cena's bitch ass for like 6 Mondays straight. My son Batista has cut classic promo after classic promo. Most of them had Cena quit as hell (which is a good thing). But this could also be bad for business. Cena got ho'd and he's looking weak hearted. You know what that means....Superman Cena to the rescue. *Deep sigh* A Cena victory would be pointless. Homie has like 20 Cena champion ship victories. Stop forcing that bitch down our throats. We get it he's invincible. We saw him get ran over by a car for God sake by JBL and wrestled a couple days later (-____________-). For the first time they have Batista actually looking like an animal after having the name for so long. Don't ruin it. Please Baby Jesus 6 pounds 12 ounces, if Cena wind please bring out the Money in the Bank winner SMH.
Prediction: Batista (Retains WWE Championship)
Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Dudes Involved: Kane vs Kofi Kingston vs Evan Bourne vs MVP vs Christian, vs Dolph Ziggler vs Shelton Benjamin vs Jack Swagger vs Matt Hardy vs Drew McIntyre - Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Quick rundown. I got Christian or Drew McIntyre in this match. I see no one else winning this but them. Due to the WWE cutting the MITB match from next years WM schedule and making a separate MITB Pay-per-view in a couple months. It's a high chance whoever wins the briefcase will cash in later on tonight. The chance are very high. The WWE will say the Wrestling has a year to cash but realistically they have a couple month. You can't have 2 MITB winners walking around and shit. So look forward to it being cashed into. The MITB has never been cashed in at Mania. And since it will never be a Mania watch again why not send it off with a bang. And the match it self will be decent. Only dude I'm scratching my head about is Kane. Any dude can win tonight and cash in the briefcase and I'll be a happy dude but please God don't let Kane win tonight SMMFH.
Prediction: Drew McIntyre
The Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels: The Streak vs Career Match
AH FAAAACCCKK! (c)Lil B
Match on the century! Rematch of the century! I got money riding on this match foreal. $100 to be exact SMH I can't lose this money I need to get dem rims. Shit will be epic as hell I swear. Takers streak might be one of the craziest Wrestling accomplishments next to Flair winning the World Championship 16 times. And Shawn Micheals is hands down one of the best wrestlers to ever step into the ring. The Streak vs. The Career. The build up for this has been crazy. Dudes didn't really cut amazing promos but the match last year was so classic bringing up a rematch spoke for itself. Sorry to be a Debby Downer but let step on my soap box for a second. This match is crazy and what not but we have to be serious for a second. When these 2 dudes went at it last year they but there all into. And hands down stole the show. Sadly one lingering factors about it is that both dudes are still feeling effects from the match till this day. Both Taker and Micheal are in their mid 40s. I think Take turned like 47 the other day. Even though they were in there mid 40s last year they have both aged a lot performance wise just in one damn year. Not too long ago they were begging for Taker to hang it up because dude could barely move around in the damn ring. Yet they still put the Heavyweight title on him (-___-). I just feel this match could be epic or aight. But it won't be a bad match at all. Impossible dudes still go hard damn near 50. But I might be just talking out my ass. Just speaking on my opinion. No one wants Take streak to end. But this match is up in the air. I don't know too much about Shawn behind the scenes. I'm not sure if he has a ego or not. But he is HHH best friend forever so who knows. I just know taking Takers streak is not something that will make for break his career. Shawn is suppose to be taking a long break after this match so its still up in the air. The WWE has so many story line loop holes Micheals could lose this match and be right back at it this time next year. My dude Mick Foley lost dozens of career matches. He either just came back as another alias or just Mick Foley :-/. Well anyway just to keep this short and sweet. WWE DO NOT END TAKERS STREAK! Thats about the only amazing accomplishment going in the WWE right now. Keep that shit going untill he retires. Most likely will be soon because dude is suffering in the ring. And if you do decide to end his streak let a young dude take it like Ted Dibiase(Just and example doesn't have to be him) thats coming up in the WWE that needs a crazy push for greatness. Not an established dude walking out the door. Do the right thing no Spike Lee. 18-0 keep that streak going bitch. I heard another rumor about HHH wanting to keep The Undertakers streak alive so he can end it next year or the year after that. Nigger please! I'd honestly stop watching wrestling because that would be a sign that the future of the WWE will be shitty. ALL HHH EVERYTHING!
With Wrestlemania just around the corner I thought it was appropriate to post the new Bret Hart documentary. It's really good. Bret talks about everything in this from his brother Owen's death to drug use. If you like wrestling you should really check this out. Long time to be sitting at the computer watching anything but its worth it.
SMH I still can't believe my dude John Starks said this shit. The ghost of Shannon Sharp was in dude tongue. Pause lol. Where is this dude from anyway? jkjsdsddsd
Shoutouts to Awesomenezz for sending me this on twitter.
I'm a little excited for this PPV. But I'll do a quick little run through of all the matches since the card for this PPV is shorter than usual PPVs. But before I start this off. Did yall here about the WWE are axing the Money In Then Back ladder match from the Wrestlmania card and is making it a seperate PPV by itself? Yea, dumbest shit ever but I'll touch on that another day...
Gail Kim vs. Maryse (Divas Championship Match)
Don't know too much about this match. I just know that it was a tournament for the vacant Divas Championship title. Also Maryse.... With that said....
Prediction: Maryse (New WWE Divas Championship)
Drew McIntyre(c) vs. Kane (Intercontinental Championship Match)
Like I've been telling yall for months I keep missing Smackdown so I'm lost like a bitch on the match. Most likely the WWE are trying to build Drew as a superstar sp he can challenge for the WWE title in the near future. And by him getting a clean victory over Kane that will give him a decent little push till Mania. But homie is gonna have to drop that IC belt soon to do so.
Dudes in it: Sheamus, John Cena, Triple H, Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase and Kofi Kingston
Of course Kofi is getting elminated first just off him being black(I'm joking). Then DiBiase, then Cena, the Orton. Last 2 dudes will be Sheamus and Triple GOD. Where Sheamus will beat Trips cleanly. This will build up a Triple H vs. Sheamus match at Wrestlemania where Sheamus will be buried by Paul's mighty shovel. ALL HHH EVERYYTHING!
Prediction: Sheamus (Retains WWE Championship)
World Heavyweight Championship Elimination Chamber Match
Dudes in it: Undertaker, CM Punk, John Morrison, Rey Mysterio, R-Truth, and Chris Jericho
R-Truth will be eliminated first because he is black. I was serious that time you know how Blackdown.... I mean Smackdown gets down. That rhymed :hat. Next will be Rey Mysterio(hopefully since he owned Cena last year in the chamber, then Morrison, then Punk even though Punk might get sent out firtst due to the way he's ben getting owned lately. Last two dudes in the ring will be Taker and Jericho. Were Jericho will own Taker. Expect Take to be the last dude out of his Chamber glass since he's old as shit and can't move around the ring to save his life anymore. Expcect Edge to some how be apart of this match also to set him and Jericho up for the Wrestlemania main event.
Prediction: Christopher Jericho(New World Heavyweight Champion)
