BISH YOUR FEET ARE NASTY!!!

Fueled by Agthekid / at 7:00:00 PM / /

HMMM!!! I'm a little late on the rant but oh well. If you don't know what the Ped Egg is quick tutorial....





First of all. What do you do with your life were you produce that much damn crust on your foot? Bitch you have for crust than Chuck R Cheeses on your foot. Nino Brown envies the crack your producing off your feet. And the fuck you mean you can take the Ped Egg anywhere? Nobody wants to see you flicking Domino's Pizza crust at Little Tommy's Bar Mitzvah. Take your dead skin out pack with the wolves. FUCK YOUR FEET!!! And you mean to tell me this shit cost 10 cash? 10 cash ain't nothing but for why? For why? What happened to using a butter knife no one is eating with and rubbing some lotion on your Lizard king ass feet? LMAO at don't use Potato peeling tools. Who needs warnings for stuff like that? Bic ravor commercial comes on "DON'T USE A LAWN MOWER TO CUT YOUR BEARD". Damn maybe if I stop using that lawn mower to cut my Rick Ross-esque beard that will stop the damn bleeding and heart attacks HMMM! And if you using the instrument you use to make your homemade Sweet Potato Pies SMH at you. That Ped Egg is nothing but a dull ass cheese grater you mozzarella foot ass. The asian ladies must have said fuck it started cussing fools out in english you stoop this low... On to the next one I say.



So Diabetics can't use the Ped egg? Does the foot crust have sugar in and they will be tempted to eat it? Yeah yuck but she ain't answer my question. Off topic LMAO at dude working with the lady and not even knowing her childs name fool ain't care lady had to get his attention for him to even say the baby was cute. But I'm gonna end rant here. Keep your disturbing feet away from me dammit. I don't want to see your crusty racoon skin feet. And no I won't hold the trash can lid for you while your concrete skin away.

I will not lookin at your feet skin
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not look at it with a mouse.
I will not look at it in a house.
I will not look at it here or there.
I will not look at it anywhere.
I will not lookin at your feet skin
I do not like it, Sam-I-am.


SO STOP IT NOW!!!!





And Cmon' Son you know this pic was coming.