The Awkward Porn Convo.....

Fueled by Agthekid / at 1:54:00 PM / /

Haven't done one of these in a while. Gonna share hands down one of the most awkward porn convos I've been in hands down. Matter of fact its the last porn convo I've ever had with a nigga. The shit was that serious lol.

Alright so this was back when I worked at Radio Shack. It was me and my manager (I won't say dudes name lol). I store was always dead. So it was a lot of moment where we honestly aint have shit to do for like 5 hours straight but look at tv. I had no issue with it before dude started working there cuz fools would be in that bitch watching ESPN all day getting paid to do not a damn thing at all. But when this nigga started working there all he watched was that Bloomberg report stock exchange bullshit. I wanted to hit this nigga every time I clocked in lol. That's how boring it was. And dude was so damn social awkward it was hilarious. I was surprised he was married until I met his wife. She was more awkward than him lol. Let me cut to the good part.

Well one day we in there one morning and it was raining so that means no customers at all. He was watching CNN and I was playing on the new laptops we had on display. And somehow on CNN porn was brought up. The shit drew my attention cuz well....... I like to look at porn motherfucker! So he looks at me and says so you like porn I see. And I'm like O_o yea. I was thinking maybe we might have found something in common as weird as that might be. Alright so we started talking a little about porn stars. The convo was legit and wasn't really that bad even though we're in a place of work. Then out nowhere dude says "Man I don't be liking that Man on woman stuff. I like tranny on woman." I'm looking at him like "did this nigga just say that?". I then asked him to repeat that shit. And dude said the same thing. Man like wtf! Why would you be wanting to see a tranny smash a woman? Dude is all nonchalant with it too. He says "shrug man. I just like to see a tranny with big boobs like a woman instead of a man. They both got dicks right?". At this point I'm grossed out praying that a customer walked in there but no fucking luck. Dude then ask me "Man so you like to see a man smash a woman". O_O nigga why the fuck would I be looking at the man anyway? The convo went exactly where I aint want it to go. Dude started asking me all kinds of questions like I was the weird one. I eventually told dude to leave me alone lol. After that I couldn't take homie serious. All I could think about was dude saying he like to see transsexuals smash chicks. And after that I stopped conversing about porn. I'm not having a moment like that again. No I won't! Shit made me want to transfer to another store couldn't work with dude lol. But eventually 2 months later I got fired (-______-). End of story smh. Like I say in every blog, don't mind the spelling and grammar errors. I don't spell check shit.....